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some teenage contradiction

  • punkgoesbridget:

    no one is more tired of white people than steve harvey on family fued

    (Source: methoticalmemento, via tightvaginas)

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  • treely3256:

    hashtag-loser:

    cloudcuckoolander527:

    vaspider:

    doctorblainewilliams:

    thedoctorsherlock:

    Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

    i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

    As well it should.

    I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

    This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

    Needs to be in bars

    (Source: saddestsad, via guy)

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  • harmaleizer:

    Im just going to leave this here…

    (via guy)

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  • (via evolutional)

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  • (Source: freckles-and-shit, via unkemptly)

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  • gaminginyourunderwear:

    raccooneyedbitch:

    bombarrows:

    quadrangledreality:

    lightningsshadow:

    paranoidandroid42:

    yes i’m a boy

    yes i play videogames ;]

    don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

    wft boys don’t play videogames

    get back in the garage and fix my car.

    another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

    He’s just a slut with a controller.

    That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

    I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

    (via guy)

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  • jackiebeulahburkhart:

    sherlocksmyth:

    "why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

    (Source: marvelcolm, via cartel)

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  • (Source: doge-kawaii, via tightvaginas)

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  • salma:

    yaoibutts:

    shavingryansprivates:

    introducing… SPOONS!

    OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

    This kid needs a nobel prize

    (via you-be-my-inspiration)

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  • 2srooky:

    abunchofgrapes:

    2srooky:

    whyamisospooky:

    you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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    why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

    Why not.

    (Source: wurnbo, via confirmance)

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  • (via bullied)

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  • buttermilkmonster:

    “Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”

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    “But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

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    (Source: theyeezybakeoven, via confirmance)

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  • styleswanky:

    mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

    (via bullied)

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