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some teenage contradiction

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  • olivegarden:

    olivegarden:

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    who’s it gonna be!!!!

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    (via tightvaginas)

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  • primacdonaldsgirl:

    pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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    (via guy)

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  • (Source: kissedforever, via evolutional)

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  • (Source: eatingisfab, via evolutional)

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  • (Source: weheartit.com, via bullied)

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  • didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    didihearthereadyset:

    I have a really hot waiter.

    Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
    IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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    wanna know what these all say?

    "suck his dick"

    (Source: racingbarakarts, via sarcasticfeline)

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  • octopusbath:

    hamishwatson:

    if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

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    (via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

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  • mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

    diamond-sound:

    eridans-bullshit-magic:

    super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

    just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

    if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

    If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

    If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

    (Source: iliketoeatsalamanders, via guy)

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  • (Source: makingabetterurllater, via guy)

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  • crystallized-teardrops:

    so i got bored…

    (via confirmance)

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  • greed:

    i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

    (Source: longful, via bullied)

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  • straight-as-a-curly-fry:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    ok y’all 

    how do i ask a boy out 

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    guess what, my bed
    has room for two

    OH MY GOD NO

    twinkle twinkle little star
    we can do it in a car

    STOP IT

    row, row, row your boat
    gently down the stream
    merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    i can make you scream

    I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

    (Source: bearsnbritts, via guy)

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  • "Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
    Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

    (Source: katamarang, via bullied)

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